I looked up the symptoms. Turns out I just have kids. Unisex Shirt.
Shirt is unisex, soft and true to size. If you prefer a more fitted look, size down one.
*Heather Prism Natural shirt displayed on main photo, view color charts to see options

*Listing is for the shirt only (props are not included).

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PROCESSING TIME: 5-7 business days before an item ships. 

SIZING: A size chart is available in the photos. If you prefer a more fitted look, size down one.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Wash inside out and lay flat to dry. Do not iron on design.